No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.

I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.

I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?

There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.


Just because you chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka

We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...

Just puked most of my soul out...

I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.

I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.

I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses

I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?

Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey

well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night

last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals

all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"

just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.

So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.

Solarium
Alice Cullen - Twilight

Nightmare High
Alice Cullen - Twilight

Malaise House
Alice Cullen - Twilight

PlutoIX
Liz Parker - Roswell

AMAT
Liz Parker - Roswell
Rory Gilmore - Gilmore Girls
Angela Montenegro - Bones
Bill 'Hoosier' Smith - The Pacific
Summer Roberts (Leckie) - The O.C.
James 'Sawyer' Ford - Lost

Paradisa
Caroline Forbes - The Vampire Diaries
Angela Montenegro - Bones

Polychromatic
Summer Roberts - The O.C.

Tartarus
Caroline Forbes - The Vampire Diaries

Counted Stars
Willow Rosenberg - Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Scorched
Caroline Forbes - The Vampire Diaries
Catelyn Stark - Game of Thrones

Dead Weight
Caroline Forbes - The Vampire Diaries

Asgard
Mithian - Merlin BBC
Alex Millar - Being Human BBC
Catelyn Stark - Game of Thrones

MarinaNova
Caroline Forbes - The Vampire Diaries

Syndemic
Caroline Forbes - The Vampire Diaries

Ataraxion
Guinevere - Merlin BBC
Caroline Forbes - The Vampire Diaries

Sanctum
Alex Millar - Being Human BBC

Proxima Beta
Caroline Forbes - The Vampire Diaries

Ophiuchus
Caroline Forbes - The Vampire Diaries

Jumpscares
Piper McLean - Heroes of Olypmus

EACHDRAIDH
Mithian - Merlin BBC
Arya Stark - Game of Thrones

Teleios
Alex Millar - Being Human BBC

Clock Box
Riley Blue - Sense8
Felicity Smoak - Arrow/DCTV

Eudio
Riley Blue - Sense8
Caroline Forbes - The Vampire Diaries
Blue Sargent - The Raven Cycle
Kenzi Malikov - Lost Girl
Patty Spivot - The Flash/DCTV
Octavia Blake - The 100

Wayward Pines
Caroline Forbes - The Vampire Diaries
Mary Adler - Gifted

Drift Fleet
Arya Stark - Game of Thrones

Mythian
Charlie McNamara - OC
Ana Sharma - OC
Vivian Brooks - OC
Velini Sanon - OC

░░░░░░
Enzo St. John - The Vampire Diaries

Xistentia
Kenzi Malikov - Lost Girl
Betty Cooper - Riverdale

Riverview
Paige Tico - Star Wars

Reverie
Kenzi Malikov - Lost Girl

Mask or Menace
Blue Sargent - The Raven Cycle
Betty Cooper - Riverdale

Duplicity
Trish Walker - MCU
Betty Cooper - Riverdale

Erku
Margo Hanson - The Magicians

Deerington
Kenzi Malikov - Lost Girl
Margo Hanson - The Magicians

Meadowlark
Margo Hanson - The Magicians

Village
Alex Millar - Being Human BBC